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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:22:27 +0100

(khealywu) Happy Dad Day

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 15:52:25 +0100

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Happy Dad Day

dailyseinfeld: STUDENT 1: And then I received a 740 on the...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 14:58:01 +0100

dailyseinfeld:

STUDENT 1: And then I received a 740 on the English achievement test.
GEORGE: Quick, what’s your favorite animal?
STUDENT 1: I.. I don’t know.. frog?
GEORGE: Frog??
STUDENT 1: Well, I.. I..
GEORGE: …Frog is wrong.

(via The Van Buren Boys)

Today’s bonus post…

Frank catanda remix britny spear’s (by Gorge Catanda)

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 09:37:07 +0100

Frank catanda remix britny spear’s (by Gorge Catanda)

"[I hate YouTube because] the player is so ugly, and it’s presented in such a terrible manner. I want..."

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 15:29:53 +0100

“[I hate YouTube because] the player is so ugly, and it’s presented in such a terrible manner. I want everything I do to be presented in an art context, as this is a form of sonic art. I was an artist originally, I have been in art school since I was 5 years old. I got scholarships to three art schools, Art Institute of Chicago, Saint Xavier, and the American Academy of Art, where I ended up going—and I dropped out because I had an assignment where I was supposed to do an ink painting or something, and I would take two weeks to do it, and when I looked at my work, I just felt that I would never be one of the great visual artists of the world. I just felt like I would end up like—and this is no knock to anybody that does this—but I felt like I would end up working at an ad agency or something like that. I wanted to make something of impact. I found that when I would drop samples, my friends would react to it more. I felt that I had a real talent in chopping and appropriating music. What I want people to understand about sampling and producing is that it’s really similar to—and I know this is obvious what I’m going to say, because I’m a black guy so I’m gonna name the ‘most obvious artist in the world’—Warhol, but it’s very similar to the way Warhol would appropriate a Campbell’s Soup can is the way I would sonically appropriate a Ray Charles sample or a Michael Jackson sample. Right now it’s a fight against the separation and constant dumbing down of culture, and I’m standing in the middle of it. So if you know what people say are my lowest moments, those moments where I sat and saw them try to dumb down culture, and I would not allow it to happen on my clock. So when I used to go to fashion shows with my boys and we’d be eight deep, it was almost like a civil rights, like a sit-in. They wouldn’t even let us in. They had no idea what rap would mean to this world, what rap would mean to the art world. Before the Kendrick Lamars and the A$AP Rockys, it was Kanye West in a hotel room at the Le Maurice getting a ‘no, no, no, no’ to every single fashion show. But I thought it was so important to get close to the artists who worked so hard on making a usable form of art—like this furniture right here, like everything that is in all these rooms that inspire us so much—and I fight in my position of being a very commercial celebrity boyfriend, I fight to push culture forward every chance I get. And I only frown because paparazzi ask me dumbass shit all the time, and I think about changing the world, and I think about what I can do to make things better. And, without further ado, I want to play you guys my new album. It’s called Yeezus.””

- Kanye West (via free-earl)

If you can pull off this swimsuit (and afford it) then lets...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 21:24:14 +0100

If you can pull off this swimsuit (and afford it) then lets bang, ok? (via We Are Handsome Penguin Scoop Swimsuit at ASOS)

daveshumka: I made this supercut of David Letterman asking...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:37:26 +0100

daveshumka:

I made this supercut of David Letterman asking drummers if their drums are rented. That guy is the greatest.

(Original post from CBC Music)

samreich: jumboshrimp: Very funny (albeit insidery) musical...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 23:19:50 +0100

samreich:

jumboshrimp:

Very funny (albeit insidery) musical performance at last night’s Tony Awards with B’way stars mourning their cancelled television series.

You gotta have a TV show.

blua: What happens when you pay two monkeys unequally?

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 20:42:50 +0100

blua:

What happens when you pay two monkeys unequally?

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Thu, 06 Jun 2013 20:55:27 +0100

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Sat, 01 Jun 2013 16:43:44 +0100

itsvondell: if you had to guess what living animal this...

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 10:41:03 +0100

itsvondell:

if you had to guess what living animal this animal’s species is most closely related to i can guarantee you that you would NOT say elephant but here we are

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Fri, 31 May 2013 01:17:30 +0100

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Thu, 30 May 2013 12:28:36 +0100

lemonsweetie: Let me tell you a thing, about an amazing man...

Thu, 30 May 2013 01:17:38 +0100

lemonsweetie:

Let me tell you a thing, about an amazing man named Patrick Stewart

I went to Comicpalooza this weekend and I was full of nervous energy as I was standing in line to ask Sir Patrick Stewart a question at his panel. I first had to thank him for a speech he had given at amnesty international about domestic violence towards women . I had only seen it a few months ago but I was still dealing with my own personal experience with a similar issue, and I didn’t know what to call it. After seeing Patrick talk so personally about it I finally was able to correctly call it abuse, in my case sexual abuse that was going to quickly turn into physical abuse as well. I didn’t feel guilty or disgusting anymore. I finally didn’t feel responsible for the abuse that was put upon me. I was finally able to start my healing process and to put that part of my life behind me.

After thanking him I asked him “Besides acting, what are you most proud of that you have done in you life (that you are willing to share with us)?”. Sir Patrick told us about how he couldn’t protect his mother from abuse in his household growing up and so in her name works with an organization called Refuge for safe houses for women and children to escape from abusive house holds. Sir Patrick Stewart learned only last year that his father had actually been suffering from PTSD after he returned from the military and was never properly treated. In his father’s name he works with an organization called Combat Stress to help those soldiers who are suffering from PTSD.

They were about to move onto the next question when Sir Patrick looked at me and asked me “My Dear, are you okay?” I said yes, and that I was finally able to move on from that part of my life. He then passionately said that it is never the woman’s fault in domestic violence, and how wrong to think that it ever is. That it is in the power of men to stop violence towards women. The moderator then asked “Do you want a hug?”

Sir Patrick didn’t even hesitate, he smiled, hopped off the stage and came over to embrace me in a hug. Which he held me there for a long while. He told me “You never have to go through that again, you’re safe now.” I couldn’t stop thanking him. His embrace was so warm and genuine. It was two people, two strangers, supporting and giving love. And when we pulled away he looked strait in my eyes, like he was promising that. He told me to take care. And I will.

Sir Patrick Stewart is an absolute roll model for men. He is an amazing man and was so kind and full of heart. I want to let everyone know to please find help if you are in a violent or abusive house hold or relationship. There are organizations and people ready to help. I had countless people after the panel thanking me for sharing the story and asking him those questions. Many said they went through similar things. You are not alone.

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^ Here is the video of my question to Sir Patrick Stewart

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Wed, 29 May 2013 10:32:43 +0100

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Tue, 28 May 2013 22:37:26 +0100

ilovecharts: fregtk: titles matter. even for the fast...

Tue, 28 May 2013 19:53:00 +0100

ilovecharts:

fregtk:

titles matter. even for the fast and/& the furious movies.

7 will be an & too, I think.

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Tue, 28 May 2013 11:39:15 +0100

Lil Jon Ft. The Fun Boys & Kanye West - No Photos // URBANMUSiCDAiLY (Audio)

Sun, 26 May 2013 07:08:35 +0100

Lil Jon Ft. The Fun Boys & Kanye West - No Photos // URBANMUSiCDAiLY (Audio):

Ahhh Yeezy Yeezy hit his head, huh?….