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Ian
ker-blogging in bedfordshire
(This blog is not about pizza. I'm sorry)

May 25, 2013 1:49 pm

Conan’s video response to Man of Steel trailer

May 23, 2013 11:32 pm

alexblagg:

Ken Cosgrove dancing + new DAFT PUNK = my favorite thing right now.

(via indieandyy)

4:44 pm 12:00 am

wow-look:

have you seen rebecca sugar’s thesis film? it’s so good

(via itsvondell)

May 21, 2013 10:19 pm
sandraeliasson:

wantonforwontons:


So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

Why does’t this have more notes
wow, 

So sweet. 

what about the 42 cents?

sandraeliasson:

wantonforwontons:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

Why does’t this have more notes

wow, 

So sweet. 

what about the 42 cents?

(Source: casualcynic)

May 20, 2013 12:15 am

Portlandia - Change the World One Party At A Time

I feel like this sketch came straight out of my head! (Except it actually came from professional comedians) Portlandia is great.

(Source: youtube.com)

May 19, 2013 1:50 pm

(Source: Spotify)

May 16, 2013 8:28 pm
thesufjanstevensmodel5000:

The content of music journalism is rarely as sophisticated as its grammar. Consider this equivocal sentence from EW.com. What initially struck me as incorrect subject/verb agreement (“…a batch…struggle[s]…”) is actually a legitimate dependent clause (“….that struggle to break free…”) modifying the prepositional phrase (“of tracks”) as indicated by the plural pronoun (“their”) and plural image of “prisons.” In other words: EACH TRACK is confined to its OWN GORGEOUS PRISON (perhaps designed by Le Corbusier) with each prison containing a multitude of prison cells from which a multitude of musical ideas STRUGGLE TO BREAK FREE from an egregious BATCH (of MAMMOTH COOKIES?) incarcerating The National’s new album. Did someone say Prison Break!? I have a feeling there will be riots at Barclays. Or a huge bake sale. Thank you grammatical goddess Kory Stamper for the art of diagramming sentences, not yet lost to obsolescence.

thesufjanstevensmodel5000:

The content of music journalism is rarely as sophisticated as its grammar. Consider this equivocal sentence from EW.com. What initially struck me as incorrect subject/verb agreement (“…a batch…struggle[s]…”) is actually a legitimate dependent clause (“….that struggle to break free…”) modifying the prepositional phrase (“of tracks”) as indicated by the plural pronoun (“their”) and plural image of “prisons.” In other words: EACH TRACK is confined to its OWN GORGEOUS PRISON (perhaps designed by Le Corbusier) with each prison containing a multitude of prison cells from which a multitude of musical ideas STRUGGLE TO BREAK FREE from an egregious BATCH (of MAMMOTH COOKIES?) incarcerating The National’s new album. Did someone say Prison Break!? I have a feeling there will be riots at Barclays. Or a huge bake sale. Thank you grammatical goddess Kory Stamper for the art of diagramming sentences, not yet lost to obsolescence.

12:29 am May 14, 2013 12:42 am May 13, 2013 12:06 am 12:00 am
samreich:

“Here Is Today.”
A little perspective never hurt anyone.

samreich:

“Here Is Today.”

A little perspective never hurt anyone.

May 11, 2013 12:30 pm

(Source: Spotify)

May 10, 2013 5:34 pm
fawun:

MET Gala 2013 After-Party: Abbey Lee and Nicholas Hoult

fawun:

MET Gala 2013 After-Party: Abbey Lee and Nicholas Hoult

(Source: fyabbeyleekershaw)

May 9, 2013 4:20 pm
9th May

9th May